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アカウント紛失につき変更しました。 ブランクあけていた間は、多忙に付き、何も手につきませんでした。 またたまによらせていただきます。

i won’t bore you with how i came to wonder what this said, but suffice it to say i was curious. (it looked like email sent to one of my domains by mistake, said domain being only one letter difference from a large chinese manufacturing concern).  google translation guessed it was japanese and offered up this english:

“It modified concerning account loss. Blank while opening, it was attached busily, nothing was attached to the hand. In addition you depend sometimes.”

Although it makes some sense, everybody has problems with attachments, and even i depend sometimes, it’s not very juicy, and juice is what i was after so i had google translate it from chinese, on the basis of the fact i can barely tell them apart:

Binging papers stolen there was another stratum guided missile escort boat formation conducted offensive focus more Shika mada Shika 変 enterprises. Army’s stock of long-guided missile escort boat formation conducted offensive Xiaochun imports between wa, how busy pay enterprises, Dr Mo Worse there was hand-sized distortion of た mada’s ambassador. Mada mada Binging article is long-Word victory enterprises mada protecting the public hearings.

Bada Bing! Much more exciting and martial! Long-Word victory enterprises. Certainly sounds chinese. Could easily be the Beijing Scrabble Clubs motto.

One way to discover weak points, or as it turned out in this case, strengths, in automatic translation, is to translate, for instance, english into chinese, and then back into english. Here is what resulted from the first go round:

Another drug documents stolen missile fleet layer attacks more Xiayou Madagascar Xiayou enterprises. Army missile fleet stock long term attack on the import regulation Xiaochun payment arrangements enterprises busy, he MO poor, Enterprise Application distorted Madagascar. Madagascar victory drug enterprises protect Madagascar characters long hearing.

How did drugs come into the picture? And where did all the binging go? let’s run it through again – it seems we are gaining concision and clarity:

Another missile attack on multi-level documents stolen drugs Xiayou Madagascar team enterprises. Army missile attack teams to pay long-term stock enterprises busy import control measures, Zhou Xiaochuan, MO poor, distorted organizations enterprise applications. Madagascar Madagascar characters victory in protecting the long-term drug trial.

Now it’s starting to make sense… once more:

The missile strike with multilayer enterprise Xiayou of the medicine, documents the Madagascar team which is stolen. As for the missile of the troop application of the group whose management measurement and Zhou Xiaochuan of import, heavy long-term storage enterprise were twisted is bad was paid. Victory of the Madagascar of long medicine test quality.

From a modified account loss to hand-sized distortion to missile strikes. this, in a nutshell, is probably how wars happen.

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