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my lovers birthday

  • camping out on a throne in the middle of the audience, well hidden…
  • seeing keith keeping twinkle from falling off the high stage
  • being the only couple dancing to funky o
  • terry charming eight out of every ten women within a hundred yards
  • the gator club, the five-o, and where the hell did we end up that night?
  • arriving on englewood beach
  • what can you do with a mango?
  • and a little black dress?
  • ladies night at juniors, and yes, ladies night at juniors has it’s own myspace page
  • your first drink of the day served by the bartender at calypsos
  • the sexiest collection of white outfits on the planet gets massacred by a sprinkler system
  • breakfast - um, forgot everything except the mimosas
  • trashing the shower with a gallon of shaving cream
  • being the couple to watch in the water
  • shrimp and guitar and artichokes and big big jen
  • rock with the juju band, brick house, and five jaegermeisters
  • extracting big jen from said bar
  • nearly convincing two homophobic gator killers to take all us drunks out on a boat for a moonlight cruise - where is hunter s. thompson when you need him?
  • skinny dipping at the skinniest point of manasota key, with a dancing girl
  • what else can we say about big breasts and bathing suits?
  • being a bad host because your boyfriend just never will get enough of you
  • breakfast at five am because your boyfriend just never will get enough of you
  • a little sleep…
  • a completely over the top boyfriend lecture
  • the worlds finest hand crafted birthday cake
  • interrupting your cbz’s breathing yet again
  • you danced into your 38th year of a long and deep love affair with the universe…
  • more forever!
  • my cute girl zero rocks

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