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my niece piper turns one

Dear Parents, October 5, 2007
Our apologies. During delivery of your child, someone forgot to attach a copy of the operating instructions. In reviewing old [...]

long form haiku

time passes.
the universe shrinks.
the sun cools.
a sort of limbo reigns.
as on a fast moving train.
lots of rest.
cleaning up.
relax.

automatic translation… or how wars happen.

アカウント紛失につき変更しました。 ブランクあけていた間は、多忙に付き、何も手につきませんでした。 またたまによらせていただきます。
i won’t bore you with how i came to wonder what this said, but suffice it to say i was curious. google translation thought it was japanese and offered this english:
“It modified concerning account loss. Blank while opening, it was attached busily, nothing was attached to the hand. In [...]

the gilded cage

sometimes the internet is *so* boring. for instance, as i was pouring myself a cachacha and orange juice and contemplating the lovely raindrenched vista outside, a cool and spacious airconditioned house furnished with art and a few oddlies, and the hour approaching where i shall hie myself out to a birthday party, but to retrench, [...]

a good meal - for free!

the first person to tell me where the picture in the header was taken will be taken out to dinner at a restaurant of their choice. the first person to tell me where the picture in the header of the about page was taken is really sharp, but gets the same thing… for that [...]