Coming up very soon, this thursday, in sarasota: Erica Reynolds will be performing at a dinner recital at esca restaurant. 7pm – includes a four course dinner, wine, and lots of mozart 
– to reserve your seat go to http://ericareynolds.com and click on the link. Or you can just show up at the door. Please come, it’s a chance to have a great dinner at a great restaurant, be thoroughly entertained in the process, and help a very hard working young woman pay her tuition. She got a great write up in the sarasota herald tribune last wednesday. Esca restaurant is located at 1888 main st, sarasota.
July 9, 2008
Dinner and Mozart at Esca Restaurant – July 10, 2008
June 14, 2008
my lovers birthday
- camping out on a throne in the middle of the audience, well hidden…
- seeing keith keeping twinkle from falling off the high stage
- being the only couple dancing to funky o
- terry charming eight out of every ten women within a hundred yards
- the gator club, the five-o, and where the hell did we end up that night?
- arriving on englewood beach
- what can you do with a mango?
- and a little black dress?
- ladies night at juniors, and yes, ladies night at juniors has it’s own myspace page
- your first drink of the day served by the bartender at calypsos
- the sexiest collection of white outfits on the planet gets massacred by a sprinkler system
- breakfast – um, forgot everything except the mimosas
- trashing the shower with a gallon of shaving cream
- being the couple to watch in the water
- shrimp and guitar and artichokes and big big jen
- rock with the juju band, brick house, and five jaegermeisters
- extracting big jen from said bar
- nearly convincing two homophobic gator killers to take all us drunks out on a boat for a moonlight cruise – where is hunter s. thompson when you need him?
- skinny dipping at the skinniest point of manasota key, with a dancing girl
- what else can we say about big breasts and bathing suits?
- being a bad host because your boyfriend just never will get enough of you
- breakfast at five am because your boyfriend just never will get enough of you
- a little sleep…
- a completely over the top boyfriend lecture
- the worlds finest hand crafted birthday cake
- interrupting your cbz’s breathing yet again
- you danced into your 38th year of a long and deep love affair with the universe…
- more forever!
- my cute girl zero rocks
February 28, 2008
party in oakland
march 8th, international womens day, party in oakland see http://muchthump.com for details – uberzone and dj icon appearing.
October 12, 2007
my niece piper turns one
Dear Parents, October 5, 2007
Our apologies. During delivery of your child, someone forgot to attach a copy of the operating instructions. In reviewing old files before deleting for privacy reasons, we noticed the error. We have enclosed the latest version of the manual. Additional documentation is available online. Please note that we have extended your warranty for one extra day.
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Operating Instructions for Child, model #: 73487689709743, serial #: 001
Order received: Jan 6, 2006, assembly begun Jan 7, 2006.
Date of delivery: October 6, 2006.
Operating temperature: 37 C +- 1.0
Ambient temperature range: 0-40 C Child may be operated outside of this range for brief periods but care should be taken to insure that internal temperature remains within specifications.
Power Requirements:
Idle: Oxygen 45g/hr, Water 60 ml/hr. Peak: A fully functioning child can consume large amounts of energy. Please make sure your electrical service, bank accounts, vehicles, and physical health are updated. Child has been started at the factory and is designed to run continuously- do not attempt to switch child off.
Audio level: 3-140db. Maximum harmonic distortion: 100%.
Shock Loading: Do not subject your child to acceleration over 4g. If you wish to do extreme maneuvers with your child, please purchase gymnastics software. This is available from third party suppliers, and is installed over a period of 200 weeks, at $50/wk.
All markings, color mismatch, and asymmetries in your child are guarantees that you have received an all-natural, handmade child. Your child is built to last for generations and has been provided with an entirely internal motivational system, which we really have no control over, so you are on your own on that one. In compliance with the latest i9000 standards, your child has been assembled from 100% recycled materials and is certified lead free. Although your child is edible, in most locales this is prohibited by law.
Many critical components are provided in duplicate and are enhanced with triple redundant repair systems. Some parts may seem useless at first, but rest assured that they will provide a wonderful source of entertainment in the future. Please take good care of your child. Very few replacement parts are available and they are extremely expensive. We are currently in the process of expanding our parts department, but it is not expected to be online until 2035. If you would like to assist this effort, please consider installing the bio-engineering phd software on your child. Meanwhile, we suggest you check ebay on a regular basis if parts are needed.
The first level of play consists of various simple challenges. Points will be gained for successfully feeding, clothing, cleaning, and teaching your child to talk. When you have navigated this level and retained sufficient sanity points and energy stars, your child will explain the second level to you. Various hint booklets purport to ensure your progress through this and future levels, but remember, creativity and uniqueness count – and the full potential of this device has yet to be tapped.
Do not attempt to prevent child from making mistakes. This is part of the basic programming paradigm and is an indicator of correct internal functioning. Please note that we are not responsible for damage to child, parents, vehicles, furniture, or world peace. Our legal staff assures us in no uncertain terms that you are responsible and liable for any and all financial damages for eighteen years from delivery. This may seem unfair in light of the aforementioned internal motivational system, which kicks in long before your responsibility expires. However, our customers report that normal children rarely incur liabilities exceeding your combined average yearly income.
There are NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE OF YOUR CHILD. In case of accidental damage to any major components or visible leakage – please immediately call our worldwide service department at 911. Our highly trained service personnel will arrive at your door in less than ten minutes, wake up all your neighbors and for good measure, your neighbor’s dogs, rush in, and immediately begin repairs. Please stand back and relax. We take customer service seriously. You have no idea what it costs to have the worlds shortest phone number.
Note: Children delivered in the USA do not include any of the health care modules as standard equipment.
September 22, 2007
ninth pool in three months
go to esca.
eat dinner at lan on main.
show up for a party.
that’s all the advice i have for tonight.
July 27, 2007
sitting in oakland california
about 3am with stacey and arlo and harley listening to soul coughing after driving in from mendo down that twisty, windy, roller coaster of a road, 128. wish you were here. the news is quiet, even though i haven’t looked at it in a week. everything seems much the same, nobody even noticed i wasn’t looking.
June 22, 2007
surreality
in tpm cafe, which i read after arriving home tonight, i noticed the upcoming nebraska senate race- pivotal in 2008 supposedly, so i bought nebraskasenate.com. arriving home after an hour or so at esca (got no link for them, sorry… but it is the best place in town for almost anything) where i had a shot of drambuie on the rocks. ran into NK who seemed (more…)
March 20, 2007
district 13 revote kathy dent malfeasance
Here is what I wrote about ten days after the fiasco of an election we had here in sarasota:
I think it is clear to anyone with some involvement in the process here in Sarasota over the past three weeks, that there were serious obstacles preventing the registration of votes for the district 13 election in Sarasota, and furthermore, these obstacles were mostly in the way of votes for Christine Jennings. I have yet to hear a single person state they had a problem registering a vote for Vern Buchanan, with the exception of people who simply were not presented with the screen for the district 13 race. I have heard first person reports from more than 40 people who had difficulty voting for Christine Jennings.
This is perhaps the clearest and most well documented case of a defective election in a long time. (more…)
this from a couple years ago…
after a long somewhat frustrating day of neglecting work yet again to do politics, i headed out toward a party, stopping over at a friends house around the corner from said party. we had a glass of wine and somehow ended up sharing stories of our strangest sexual encounters. not that we had many, but i learned some things about my ex i didn’t know before… (more…)
January 22, 2007
Musings on Botany in the third millenium
This just in from our costa rica correspondent – MW
Howdy Folks
So, here goes a little game of catch up from the past plant/spiritual retreat i participated in. This actually will not be so little, so feel free to skip and/or skim as you will. This has been simply one of the most profound experiences of my whole life. Therefore, i feel compelled to write at length in order to try and encompass at least a good portion of who and what has made it so special. This has been a considerable labor of love for those of you who are interested and for myself as well. (more…)